10 Things you Don’t Want to Hear from Your Real Estate Agent [Ian's Messy Desk]

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  1. “I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home’s garden.”
  2. “Actually, it’s only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground.”
  3. “I understand that the judge has ordered the Hell’s Angels not to come within 50 feet of the house.”
  4. “One bleeding sink doesn’t necessarily mean it’s haunted.”
  5. “Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, they’re not ‘killer’ bees.”
  6. “Even if there was a full-scale mud slide, it’s unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property.”
  7. “It’s quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity.”
  8. “Did you know that the band Grave Robber holds their practise sessions right next door?”
  9. “It’s true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder.”
  10. “You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night.”

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Original post here: Ian McKenzie

2 October 2008 | Uncategorized | Comments

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