New Book Releases [Ian's Messy Desk]

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These kinds of “book titles” passed for humour when I was younger. As with any kid, we extracted loads of hilarity from jokes relating to bodily functions. We chose books titles such as:

  • “Rusty Bed Springs” by I.P. Knightly or
  • “Mad Dash to the Bathroom” by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Woant

In a somewhat less puerile vein:

  • “Come on In! by Doris Open
  • “The German Bank Robbery” by Hans Zupp
  • “I Hate the Sun” by Gladys Knight
  • “Prison Security” by Barb Dweyer
  • “Irish First Aid” by R.U. O’Kaye
  • “My Career As a Clown” by Abe Ozo
  • “Here’s Pus in Your Eye” by Lance Boyle
  • “I Didn’t Do It!” by Ivan Alibi
  • “Why I Eat at McDonalds” by Tommy Ayk
  • “I Hit the Wall” by Isadore There
  • “The Bruce Lee Story” by Marsha Larts
  • “Take This Job and Shove It” by Ike Witt
  • “Rapunzel Rapunzel” by Harris Long
  • “Split Personalities” by Jacqueline Hyde
  • “How I Won the Marathon” by Randy Hoelway
  • “Songs from “South Pacific”” by Sam and Janet Evening

Recommended: The Zen Habits Handbook for Life!

Original post here: Ian McKenzie

30 May 2008 | Humour | Comments

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