Quotes on Baldness [Ian's Messy Desk]

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From Ian’s bald head:

  1. Better a bald head than no head at all. —Seamus MacManus
  2. For lack of a better term, they’ve labelled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. —Dennis Franz
  3. I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. —Dolly Parton
  4. “A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.” —Mae West
  5. There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat. —Don Herold
  6. A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. —Don Herold
  7. How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents. —Edward R. Nida  
  8. I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair. —Seneca
  9. Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you. —Bennett Cerf
  10. When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them. —John Glenn

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Original post here: Ian McKenzie

25 April 2008 | Humour | Comments

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