10 Annoying Things to Do at Work [Ian's Messy Desk]

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Okay, you’ve annoyed them at Wal-Mart and in an elevator. Now it’s time to unleash your aggravating behaviour at work.

  1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
  2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
  4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
  5. Finish all your sentences with, “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
  6. Don’t use any punctuation.
  7. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
  8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  9. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.
  10. Insist your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,… Rock Bottom.

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10 Annoying Things to Do at Work

Original post here: Ian McKenzie

29 February 2008 | Humour | Comments

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