Some of Life’s Little Aggravations [Ian's Messy Desk]
No matter how much effort you put in to planning; no matter that your attitude is always positive; no matter how together you think you are, there are going to be little things that will drive you round the bend. 
- Trying on sunglasses with the tag still attached to the bridge.
- The person behind you in the supermarket who keeps running their cart into the back of your ankle.
- The way everyone drives slower when you’re in a hurry.
- The way everyone drives right on your bumper when you slow down to look for an address.
- You open a can of… and the lid falls in to it.
- Finding out you stepped in dog poop … AFTER you’ve walked across your carpet.
- Drinking from a soda can you thought was yours only to discover someone had extinguished their cigarette in it.
- Slicing your tongue licking an envelope.
- The tire gauge that lets out half the air in your tire while you’re trying to get a reading.
- Televisions or radios that come in brilliantly while you tune them then fade to snow and static as you walk away.
- Realizing you never washed that bright red shirt by itself before … after everything else in the load comes out pink.
- Setting your alarm clock for p.m. instead of a.m.
- A fantastic song on the radio and the DJ doesn’t tell you who it is.
- Having to say to five different salespeople, “No thanks, I’m just looking.”
- You reach under a table to pick something up and whack your head coming back up.
- The candy bar or bag of chips that gets stuck on the rotating clip in a vending machine.
Original post here: Ian McKenzie
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