Some of Life’s Little Aggravations [Ian's Messy Desk]

No matter how much effort you put in to planning; no matter that your attitude is always positive; no matter how together you think you are, there are going to be little things that will drive you round the bend.

  • Trying on sunglasses with the tag still attached to the bridge.
  • The person behind you in the supermarket who keeps running their cart into the back of your ankle.
  • The way everyone drives slower when you’re in a hurry.
  • The way everyone drives right on your bumper when you slow down to look for an address.
  • You open a can of… and the lid falls in to it.
  • Finding out you stepped in dog poop … AFTER you’ve walked across your carpet.
  • Drinking from a soda can you thought was yours only to discover someone had extinguished their cigarette in it.
  • Slicing your tongue licking an envelope.
  • The tire gauge that lets out half the air in your tire while you’re trying to get a reading.
  • Televisions or radios that come in brilliantly while you tune them then fade to snow and static as you walk away.
  • Realizing you never washed that bright red shirt by itself before … after everything else in the load comes out pink.
  • Setting your alarm clock for p.m. instead of a.m.
  • A fantastic song on the radio and the DJ doesn’t tell you who it is.
  • Having to say to five different salespeople, “No thanks, I’m just looking.”
  • You reach under a table to pick something up and whack your head coming back up.
  • The candy bar or bag of chips that gets stuck on the rotating clip in a vending machine.

Original post here: Ian McKenzie

31 August 2007 | Fun, Humour | Comments

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