Deep Thoughts on personal productivity by Jack Handey [Matt's Idea Blog]

Note: I’ll be taking a break from blogging for the next three weeks. Next week I’ll be putting on three full-day workshops at the Kennedy Space Center. I’m taking my family, enjoying the toasty weather (hey - it’s even hotter at home), and if we’re lucky we’ll get to see a launch! Then we’re off to Canada for two weeks for vacation.

I’m inviting more humor into my life (part of my effort to enjoy the ride), and I re-kindled my love affair with the brilliant humorist Jack Handy (Wikipedia entry here). Not that I’m actually in love with him, but I think he’s funny. (I’m thinking of adding these to my famous quote cards workshop activity…)

I just received my shipment of his “Deep thoughts” books (business expense), and I discovered his wisdom around personal productivity, and life in general. Below are some of his observations I thought you’d like. At the bottom you’ll find links to his The New Yorker short stories. Enjoy!

Sources

On personal productivity

Mental “stuff”


I didn’t want to cut down that tree. But I had no choice. It was growing right where I’m going to build my house, if I can ever get enough money together to build it and if I also have enough money to buy the land. That’s another thing: I need to find out who owns that land.

Related: Personal productivity, IBMs (not the company), and NUTs: Some surprises about the brain.

Delegation


I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.


Project management, completion


A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think, This is never going to be finished. But then it is, and you think, Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.


Internal commitments (open loops)


It’s funny how two simple words, ‘I promise,’ will stall people for a while.


Prioritization and agility


If you’re being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you’re also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn’t really change things. Just keep on running.


Eliminating time-wasters


When I think of all the hours and hours of my life I have spent watching television, it makes me realize, Man, I am really rich with television.


Reading


There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine. And that is the world of books.

Related: A reading workflow based on Leveen’s “Little Guide”, How to read a lot of books in a short time.

Stress management


You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’ brand each other every once in a while. It’s their way of letting off stress.


Perfectionism


If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.


New Yorker Articles

More wisdom - Broader life issues

Goal setting


It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.


Pace of life


As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.


Gratitude


If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be!

Related: The power of a note, On the power of saying “Thank you”, Living in the moment, preventing regret, and appreciating life, Use Gmail’s “star” to highlight your good news.

Personal development


If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.


Public speaking


If you’re ever giving a speech, when you start out, act nervous and get mixed up a little bit. Then, as you go along, get better and better. Then, at the end, give off a white, glowing light and have rays shoot out of you.


Body-mind connection


Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain. But guess who wins. The skeleton.


One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says ‘I’m dead.’

Related: Reflections on Alexander Technique and personal productivity, How to use the “I’m not going to ____” mind hack.

Life perspective, higher elevations


Whenever I start thinking that I am not living up to my potential, I remind myself of the old farmer and his fight to the death with the insane pig. It’s an exciting story, and it takes my mind off all this ‘potential’ business.


Training, workshops


If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.


If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could cover fuses in just one class. It’s just too rich a subject.


Life purpose


Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledge as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.

Original post here: Matthew Cornell

3 August 2007 | GTD, Humor, Productivity | Comments

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